SoI just found the most autistic user in the history of 4chan:>>>/sp/40530800A british poster on here composed a 100 page essay on a tripfag known as UTVthis is some /b/ before scientology shit, and it may genuinely disturb you, into how far it goesI guess it could make you think twice, if you enjoy tripfagging on here.
>>18252892.....What.To keep it /k/ related, whats the ideal way to measure a nuggets bore to determine its accuracy? it already has sharply defined lands/grooves, have digital calipers
>>18252892The fuck is UTV?The fuck is trb?The fuck is going on?
so what is going on exactly?
my god"What is this? Since the beginning of June 2013, I have taken a great interest in the /sp/ trip user UTV. I have archived his posts, and made these archives public, and celebrated him in many ways, some of which I have made public, such as our 100thanniversary celebrations. However, most of the things I have written about him have no place in the public eye. This is a collection of private works, stories, images, and other features about UTV that I cannot place anywhere else and am merely keeping for my own usage and viewing"
What the fuck does this have to do with weapons? Huh? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH WEAPONS?
>>18252977shh anon, we're trying to figure out what's going on with this holy grail of tism
>>18252942Whoa...wow.Oh my. I just opened the pdf and...oh god.
This is the most autistic thing I have ever seen in my life.
>>18253014dear god, has anyone else got to this guy's poetry?>How can I explain my deep seated love for UTV?>I could compare him to an Aston Villa goal>But unlike a Villa goal UTV enlightens me>I want him with me always like a benign mole>An Aston Villa goal may not always make me giggle>Whereas Phil from Kent will always make me chuckle>With each joke he posts and when his regens get a niggle>Under the weight of Phil my heartstrings will buckle>The main reason I can’t compare him to when Villa score>Is that I don’t think of Villa goals when alone >Whereas UTV’s posts rub cream on my soul when it’s sore>Phil turns me to softness like Medusa turns man to stone>So long as UTV posts and his words manage to thrive>Then I will be there for him updating the love archive.
>Plan for if UTV and I move in togetherI'm still waiting for a anons plan for Squid.
Archive of his post:https://archive.foolz.us/sp/thread/40530800/#40531319
>>18253096if we moved in with squid do you think his mom would buy us scars too?
http://www.docdroid.net/4wdl/everything.pdf.html>The Philmarilionthis even started out good